Smat

Slang for semen. Usually during premature ejaculation.

Girl: "Me and Ted where tit fucking last night. We were gonna do some anal later but be came to early. There was Smat everywhere."
Girl 2: "ohh that's bad, did you kick him out?"

by Paul The Mason April 13, 2009

smat

a hat that covers only part of the head. Also know as a semi hat.

May Meredith you look quite fetching in that smat .

by Smelly kb February 2, 2009

Smat

Adjective
Describes an intelligent person who finds him/her self caught up in unintelligent situations.

Brad is smat, he aces his exams then goes to a bar, gets hammered and starts fights, which he never wins.

by Ben Dover CMIX March 12, 2010

smat

adj: 1. Conniving with insincere actions geared towards higher economic or social status.
2. Socially paracitic.
3. One who purports to give up their own beliefs for personal gain.

Don't be so smat.
That art gallery is a smathouse.

by B Doyle August 13, 2006

smat

hot, sexy, well put-together; usually used to refer to a person's general appearance

Damn girl you lookin smat today!

by chica January 12, 2005

Smat

To grab with your ass cheeks.

Be careful or I'll smat your face

by Anonymous May 25, 2003

Smat

To squeeze between one's ass cheeks.

Smat it up!

by your mother June 1, 2003