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Shm9ney

Shm9ney is basically a snazzy way of saying money. You say money if you’re lame, and shm9ney if you’re a cool kid 😎.

The “9” came from a typo where Instagram user @0.79cm wanted to type “oooo” but instead typed “9999”. This resulted in mockery. The “shmoney” came from another joke made by said Instagram user, the joke is as follows; “she sells sea shells on the sea shore. Why does she sell sea shells on the sea shore? For schmoney”
Shm9ney May be the first official word with a number in it.
Hey dude I don’t have enough to buy this Donald Duck tee, can I borrow some of your shm9ney?”
by Hex code ducker July 7, 2019
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Shoneys

You've seen alot of bad restaurants, but then again, theres Shoney's, which is possibly the worst restaurant you will ever eat at. They insist on deep frying absolutely everything; including, but not limited to, chicken, other stuff that tastes like oil, and even the frialator oil itself . That drink you just ordered? It's pure oil. Immodium isn't supplied with your meal, so make sure you bring your own. But always remember, at Shoney's, "You're the Boss". Fair enough, until you drop dead from a heart attack
Person 1: You, me, Donnie, Shoneys?

Person 2: Absolutely not.

Person 1: SHONEEEYYSS

Ex2.
Person 1: On a scale of one to Shoneys, how greasy is your hair right now?

Person 2 : Definitely Shoneys!
by zamorak April 25, 2015
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schmoney

gangster money. absolutely ferda, only the boys know.
* plays hockey, scores a nice goal *

way to go kid, great goal, schmoneyyyyyyyyy
by ffcertcccccccc December 21, 2017
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Shomoney

It's used as an adjective to describe something being awesome, legendary, or ridiculously awe-inspiring. It is usually preceded with an event that is unforgettable.
"Yo that movie 'Dark Knight' was ShoMoney!"

"Did you hear about that billionaire?! It must be shomoney to have that much money! "
"'How I met you mother' is soo shomoney."
"Man! you were so shomoney last night at that party!"
by Shotime August 22, 2011
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Shoney Floater

A Shoney Floater is when you pull over at each Shoney's restuarant along the interstate and take a shit in the toilet tank or the soap dispenser
Dennis holds the world record for the dropping the most Shoney Floaters in a 24 hour time frame.
by J Holland June 28, 2006
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Shmoner

A boner that one contracts whilst reciting the Jewish prayer, the “shmonah esrei”
“I had a shmoner during shacharis this morning

“Read the magic touch, bro. It’ll change your life.”
by applestrudelman May 12, 2019
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Going to Shoney's

(you see someone pulled over on the side of the road)

"Oh man, he's definitely going to Shoney's! Table for two."
by Officer Delarge July 8, 2009
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