Shivering Dik-dik

When your pet lathers themself in peanut butter lube to slide in your asshole to keep warm.

Guy 1: my girl gave me the shivering dik-dik last night.
Guy 2: I thought that was for pets.
Guy 1: 😉

Guy 3: I thought you were single

by ThePotatoJesus March 19, 2023

Shindering

Shindering
verb
Refers to the act of using Tinder while sitting on the toilet. Swiping, not to be confused with wiping, left or right while dropping the kids off at the pool.

Would Mike's Tinder matches go on a date with him if they knew he connected with them while shindering?

Shindering is one of my favorite daily activities.

by lemmuh March 21, 2016

swivering

When a movie buffers while watching a movie or video of any type online, it's "swivering".

Oops, dang it, the movie or video is swivering again. We'll have to wait until it's done swivering.

by Max II & Blu June 6, 2020

shittering

Idiots who post their mental diarreah on Twitter 24/7 and shit all over the internet with ridiculous comments, and an ongoing commentary on their mundane lives.

Me, shittering away!!

I just took the biggest crap LOLZ
07:00 AM May 5th from web

I'm eating breakfast NOM NOM NOM
07:05 AM May 5th from web

OMG I have bad cramps from the pancakes for breakfast. *cries*
07:10 AM May 5th from web

Oh noes I need to take a shit again.
07:12 AM May 5th from web

I took a really good crap using Charmin toilet paper to wipe my arse!
07:15 AM May 5th from web

I am taking a shower.
07:20 AM May 5th from web

My dog farted...!
07:25 AM May 5th from web

I farted. LOLZ
07:30 AM May 5th from web

My dog took a crap on the neighbour's lawn.
07:35 AM May 5th from web

I'm going back to bed ZZZZZ
07:40 AM May 5th from web

by Dick Fitzmary May 13, 2009

shivering like a chihuahua

to be utterly excited about something to the point of near uselessness.

Did you see how excited Bill was when he met Mary? He was shivering like a chihuahua!

by Silver Moose April 28, 2010

Shivving

To constantly take the piss and bully your colleagues. Usually a combination of both.

"what's wrong with you dude? You look heaps busy and sad" "thanks bro, I got a total shivving this morning so now I have to do all the work"

by Fil1 May 23, 2017

Shivering-toe

When a girls showing camel-toe in cold weather.

The inevitable clash of the evening chill and the tight pants evoked the shivering-toe, much to the delight of onlookers

damn it’s freezing tonight, I can’t believe she worse those pants tonight, that “toe” must be shivering!

I bet her camel-toe didn’t expect it to be this cold tonight, she’s got a shivering-toe!

by Fancy pants October 17, 2021