ThePotatoJesus's definitions

Shivering Dik-dik

When your pet lathers themself in peanut butter lube to slide in your asshole to keep warm.

Guy 1: my girl gave me the shivering dik-dik last night.
Guy 2: I thought that was for pets.
Guy 1: 😉

Guy 3: I thought you were single

by ThePotatoJesus March 19, 2023