Shiv

Essentially a person who is all around great and fabolous (that is if you can handle this name) A person with a huge penis and attracts all the ladies with his muscular smart being. Smells great. Plays tons of video games. Is not gay

Have you seen that Shiv over there?

Shiv by That random polish person 1011 November 6, 2017

Shiv

What happens when someone gets shafted. Has no conjugation or plural form. A shiv occurs when a person is blindsided by an unfortunate event.

Dante: did you hear what Biz did?
Nino: no, what did he do?
Dante: he shiv Leo so hard! He got with his girl!
Nino: no way, this guy biz is an opp

Shiv by Thisguyleo November 19, 2019

Shiv

Form of punching: To jab through a crowd and to hit the face of a deserving target, by missing the nose and striking the cheek bone.

To shiv properly the target should do a complete spin on their axis.

She needs a good shivving

Shiv by WhimsicalMcGee July 15, 2011

shiv

to thrust towards someone or somthing with a blunt, rusty, serrated knife.

ill shiv ya, you little bitch.

shiv by perry April 15, 2006

Shiv

(noun) A person around his early 20's, who has a horrible, self-proclaimed nickname.

Matt: Hey, Steven, what do you think about my sick new nickname?
Steven: What is it?
Matt: (insert corny nickname)
Steven: Comeon man, you're such a shiv.

Shiv by Steve_owned April 27, 2012

Shiv

In hockey, a goalie that lets in a lot of goals.

In other words, a goalie that sucks.

Shit, 7-0 in the first period?! The goalie is a shiv.

Shiv by gimme the money November 2, 2016

SHIV

COMMON TYPO ON PHONE AND MIS-PRONOUCAINTION OF SHIT

FREQUETLY SAID WHEN THE BAND

propa kickin super rad is what we aim for
see groupies at pizza hut!

ah SHIV i just saw banji

SHIV by pisserpisser May 15, 2007