A safety wife is a friend who you have agreed to marry once you reach a certain age if you both remain single.
by Angel22222 November 13, 2013
Get the safety wife mug.When, upon learning of an impending loss of employment, an employee begins to plunder items from his or her workplace. Typically, items are selected either for their functionality (computer monitors, hand tools) or their purpose as memorabilia (large company logos, reserved parking lot signage).
Jeff: "That sucks you're getting laid off man"
Tim: "Yeah, it's alright though. They're having a five finger fire sale right now, got out with a new printer and the CFO's coffee mug."
Tim: "Yeah, it's alright though. They're having a five finger fire sale right now, got out with a new printer and the CFO's coffee mug."
by Gullek November 20, 2011
Get the five finger fire sale mug.by sa2et June 1, 2020
Get the Sa2et mug.Something you put on you're clothes when you're supportive of the lgbtq+ community and a safe space for them (SAFEty pins)
Person #1 "look that girls wearing a safety pin on her shirt"
Person #2 "yea that means she's supportive of the lgbtq+ community and a safe place for them to go too"
Person #2 "yea that means she's supportive of the lgbtq+ community and a safe place for them to go too"
by You're fellow gay :) August 16, 2020
Get the Safety pin mug.a school in florida, where the bathrooms constantly smell like weed and shits always broken. trashy, and all the administrators care about is their stupid grass. :)
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Get the safety harbor middle school mug.In American football, when a player unknowingly and unintentionally runs out the back of their own end zone, resulting in a safety. This differs from a traditional safety in the way that the offensive player does not fumble or is physically tackled by an opponent. Coined in reference to Detroit Lion's quarterback Dan Orlovsky running out the back of his end zone against the Minnesota Vikings in the 2008 NFL season.
-"Did you see the game yesterday, the stupid back-up quarterback pulled an Orlovsky safety to lose the game!!"
-"Don't even talk to me about that, it's one of the dumbest plays a professional athlete can make."
-"Don't even talk to me about that, it's one of the dumbest plays a professional athlete can make."
by Tuggernuts December 21, 2008
Get the Orlovsky safety mug.The term used to describe a discount "celebrity" who is easily accessible and routinely willing to demean themselves for a nominal fee.
It is an accepted misnomer within the television industry that the casts of shows beginning with the term "Celebrity" are in fact primarily comprised of salebrities (as producers know that “Salebrity Rehab”, while accurate, would undoubtedly taint the high standard of quality and respectability viewers have come to expect).
by daisydoesit July 24, 2010
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