Shlinger 

Penis.

He whipped out his shlinger and pissed all over the place

You see, that's a big shlinger

Shlinger by Faux Sheez February 18, 2011

der weiner schlinger 

An over-the-shoulder devise used by an oversized man that shoots Fairbury hotdogs to distracted Husker fans at Nebraska sporting events.

"Der weiner schlinger has got to go!"

der weiner schlinger by andersonland.org June 30, 2004

Shlingus 

Penile shaft and head. Otherwise referred to as shlong or shmeckle.

The baseball smacked him right in the shlingus!

Shlingus by Sam Mogel January 18, 2008

shling-a-flong-a-ploomp-ploomp 

A type of rasberry dumpling

mmmm that was shling-a-flong-a-ploomp-ploomp tastic. yeeeeeah

shling-a-flong-a-ploomp-ploomp by dumplingmaster May 17, 2010

Shlinger 

Somebody who is being a retard

Diego stop being such a Shlinger

Shlinger by Nartel April 30, 2021

Shlong Shlinger 

A person that plays with or pulls or slings their shlong.

Omg. Stop shling`n your shlong dan!

Shlong Shlinger by - December 21, 2004

Shling 

The olympic sport of shoe-flinging. Works best with rubber flip flops or loose sneakers. There are 3 main categoroes for a Shling competition: Grace, Distance, and Height, with a bonus "creative" category.

Let's go play Shling on the hill! Oh crap! My shoe got caught in the tree!

Shling by Poochyena 50HP August 17, 2007