Rumpleasskin

A severe fart that may result in skid marks in the undergarment.

"Who farted?!" I think it was Rumpleasskin

by timlucas4857 May 13, 2016

The Rumples

A Horrific and life changing disease that affects the penis. Causes large pus filled bumps to appear, and makes women grow a penis with similar effects. The Rumples are unable to be cured but can be treated with a special cream. After stroking your willy with the cream the diseases effects lessen for a short amount of time. After long exposure and no treatment the rumples with cause the diseased person's penis is explode from the pressure. The pus is infectious so anywhere it touches will likewise be infected.

Did you hear that John got The Rumples? Better stay away from him

by realshape April 24, 2021

Rumpleneck

When you drink too many shots of rumplemintz and wake up the morning after with a sore neck.

Kerry drank too many shots of rumplemintz last night so he called in sick to work with a sore rumpleneck

by oxdeleon November 29, 2011

rumplesplitskin

When a man's erection is so huge, that the foreskin on his penis starts to rip.

Damn that chick is so hot, i think i got a rumplesplitskin.

by whyte tyga February 19, 2011

Rumplestiffdick

its a guy who likes to wank on webcam instead of showing his face.

excuse me miss want to watch me?
no thanks rumplestiffdick prefer faces.

by Tets June 14, 2008

Rumplestiltskin

A crazy little man who can spin straw into gold in trade for riches such as *gasp* children. He also has a large temper problem.

to-day I bake, to-morrow brew,

the next I'll have the young queen's child.

Ha, glad am I that no one knew

that Rumpelstiltskin I am styled.

by Dizeezed September 15, 2005

Rumplestiltskin

A method of consumption of beer. The "rumpler" takes a can of beer (unopened) and shakes it up extremely well. being very carbonated and hard, the can is then bashed on the head of the rumpler untill it breaks open. During this process the Rumpler(s) repeatedly chant "rumpelstiltskin, rumplestiltskin". The rumpler then must shotgun the beer putting their mouth over the spot where the can broke. Rumplestiltskins can be very quick and easy but more likely then none, painful. Only the brave Rumple.

We were tired of just drinking normally so we decided to rumplestiltskin the rest of our brews.

by deggerkegger July 9, 2009