Rumspringa

Occurs when amish kids reach adulthood and are given freedom to run wild.

Steve : Rumspringa Motherfuckers!
Kaylee : What the hell is is problem?
Chad : Oh I let Steve off for a couple weeks so he could go on a Rumspringa!
Kaylee : He's not amish!
Chad : No but it's always been his dream to have a threesome with two amish girls!
Kaylee : Well im sure after about 2 minuntes around him they will go back to there amish culture!
Chad : I don't know once they see his hairy bush im sure they will want more! Mmmm! Maybe I should go with Steve on his Rumspringa!
Kaylee : Well at least he wont be running around here jacking off for the next few weeks!
Chad : Oh Kaylee until Steve get's back from his Rumspringa your going to be the weekend bitch!
Kaylee : God Damn't I think going to become Amish!
Steve : Wow Kaylee you would be such a cute little amish chick! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Kaylee : Go jack off in the closet you fucktard!
Steve : Rumspringa Motherfuckers!

by SlopNChop October 24, 2018

rubbering

The act of removing false teeth during oral pleasuring to allow your partner to enjoy the rubber like texture of your gums.

Tammy gave me the best Rubbering I ever had last night.

by ChrisMFGaines August 3, 2016

RUMSPRINGER

A BIGGG CRAZY PARTYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

hey you ready for rumspringer tonight???

HELL YEAH!!!!!

RUMSPRINGAAAAAAAAAA

by phiten December 14, 2010

rumpring

The act of Eating my Ass

"you better start rumpring"

by RunFar May 21, 2018

Rumspringa Rimjob

Rumspringa is a period in an Amish person's life when they're allowed to go out and experience the world before taking their vows, getting married and joining their community. A Rumspringa Rimjob is the very last time a person gets their ass eaten before the end of their Rumspringa. They will never again know the Joy's of analingus and must rely on that one memory.

Jedediah often thinks back to his rumspringa rimjob with Jim Grizzard to inspire him for missionary with his wife.

by SesameSeed86 May 11, 2021

Ruttering

When she fine as f**k, but you gotta steer clear of that temptation. Bc it’s Gods plan,

Damn bro she’s cute but Imma stop at kissing bc: Ruttering, is a lifestyle man🥱

Don’t get caught lackin…
Only get caught Ruttering.

It’s the way, brotha!

by Def-not-Sarah September 7, 2022

Urban Lumbering

Urban lumbering is a concept developed by those who live in urban areas and own some form of wood burning aparatus in the home. My commonly a fireplace or wood stove. These inviduals would travel throughout the streets surrounding their homes collecting wood and other burnable items for their home heating needs. These individuals scoure the city looking for items in peoples trash that are burnable. These items are then used for heating the homes.

The mascot for the urban lumbering concept would be a guy with a pencil thin beard and wearing a flannel shirt.

Winter is coming, we are going urban lumbering to gather burnables for the winter months.

by johnnydaq January 1, 2012