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retardiculous

The combination of retarded and ridiculous. When something is so ridiculous and stupid, the word ridiculous just isn't enough.
The Definition King's definition of "at a job site" is retardiculous.
by Boy Wonder March 31, 2005
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retardican

High-profile pseudo-celebrities such as Sarah Palin and Rush Limbaugh, who when confronted with fact, respond with name calling and personal attacks, instead of a rebuttal with an equally compelling point of view. More aggressive than the demotard, the retardican uses catch phrases and repetition to instill fear of total collapse under any other leadership or system of values other than their own.
I could tell they were retardicans when they responded to the Presidents request for an "on-air, fully transparent discussion" with , "this could be a trap" instead of embracing this as an opportunity to work together to accomplish a goal.
by ronchee 1 3 February 13, 2010
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retardified

The act of having made something that otherwise wasn't retarded before retarded
Don't upgrade to Mozilla FireFox 0.9.1: It retardified my computer.
by KyleJCrb July 4, 2004
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retardicorn

A particularly rare specimen of moron encountered in the wild.
Have I told you about that fucking retardicorn I met the other day?
by Memeperor February 12, 2021
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Retardijuano

The male form of "Retardijuana". Someone who acts high all the time even when they are not. Someone who laughs at everything, even if it is not funny at all.
Person 1: "Why is Billy foaming at the mouth, making weird noises, being abnormally hyper, and laughing at things that aren't funny at all?"
Person 2: "I don't know...maybe he's high?"
Person 3: "Billy wouldn't be high, he's just a retardijuano!"
by Ferrari94 March 28, 2009
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Retardfucker

Someone who is fucking/ having sex with a retard. Not necessarily someone with mental retardation though just someone they've name-called a retard.
Guy: You're a retard!

Girl: If i'm a retard then what does that make you?

Guy: A retardfucker :D
by girlwhocriedhippo February 3, 2010
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Retardified

What happens when someone says something so stupid or ridiculous that you instantly lose more than 80 IQ points and become instantly incapable of responding in an appropriate, intellectual way.
He told me that the reason he could not walk to work was because he bought new shoes, they were made upside down and didn't notice until he got them home and tried to put them on. I was instantly retardified.

The suspect said to me: "Officer, even though you think that's a picture of me on that license, it is not. That's not my car that I was driving, either. I am not sure what you pulled me over for, I was walking down the sidewalk. " I was instantly retardified.
by UpChuckyCharms June 17, 2013
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