New Years Resolution

The things you promise your self you will do over the year, but quit after the first 2 weeks.

Bob's New Years Resolution was to lose 30 pounds. But bob says a lot of things.

by ninjajohn93 January 1, 2009

drunk resolution

When drunk you start to have doubts and regrets, you decide you wont drink so much again, or you will start dieting/exercising these resolutions feel like new years until you wake up the next day and either have forgotten about them or give up on them.

Bill: Man I'm totally getting up early tomorrow and hitting the gym!

Next day Bill wakes up at noon and eats leftover pizza and watches TV and realizes hes made yet another drunk resolution

by Danthor March 22, 2009

resolutionary

People who join a gym after the New Year, only to quit going within 3 months.

I couldn't find a free treadmill, the place was crawling with resolutionarys.

by Vincent11 November 10, 2008

resolutionarium

a place for reflection, contemplation, reading, writing, and inspired doing

I am going down the Museum of Art History or MAH, in Santa Cruz, to see an exhibit for the world's first resolutionarium.

On display will be the world's first resolutionary, Resolved To Evolve Vol. 3. A book of some 845 universal resolves, inspired by the legendary TV Show Kung Fu.

by Possibility Advocate May 3, 2023

resnut

resnut is a very epic editor on Instagram. He mostly edits csgo and other video games. Make sure to drop him a follow 😎😎.

“Did you see Resnut’s recent edit?” “Yeah bro it was fire”

by Anonymous Retarf May 23, 2019

Cliche conflict resolution kevin

A person who attempts to resolve being bullied by trying to initiate a conference of bully, bullied, and a third party.

Don’t be a cliche conflict resolution Kevin. That’s worse than being an anonymous Andy.

by EVERHEARDOFRODNEYKING? July 27, 2019

Chinese Resolution

When you've made a New Year's resolution, but haven't kept it all January. Therefore, you decide to resolve your habit et cetera after Chinese New Year.

Friend A: "Hey, I thought you quit smoking?"

Friend B: "Well, I'll make it my Chinese resolution, just for you!"

by NoelReck February 6, 2009