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Resolute 

A stupid annoying dumbass who plays minecraft and asks for carries in a fucking server called ScepterRPG
Fuck off, Resolute, I'm not giving you a TOC or Abyss carry! Stupid mf!
Resolute by ResoluteTheMF February 7, 2022

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Resolute Protector: The First Juvenile Release. 

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Resolute Protector: The First Juvenile Release.

Re-Resolute 

To have a "do-over" of a previous years' New Year's Resolution.
My resolution last year was to go to yoga. I didn't go, so I re-resolute to go to yoga in the new year.

My resolution was to lose weight this year, but I am still fat. I re-resolute to lose weight in the new year!
Re-Resolute by I_Like_Books December 31, 2010

Defenders of the Resolute 

The motto of the USAF Security Forces. Latin translation is Defensor Fortis.
We are defenders of the resolute.

New Year's Resolution Warrior

Those people who make a new year's resolution to get in shape. they can be seen sporting new workout gear as they recently purchased a long term gym membership, of which will only get used for about 3 weeks before they quit. they are known for doing exercises incorrectly, being ass clowns, getting in your way and spend a lot of time socializing. they are typically very out of shape and are defined as physically unimpressive.
I would like to welcome the new year's resolution warriors to the gym. I appreciate you taking my normal parking spot, locker, and shower. You do look great in your new workout gloves and book to write down your three sets of bicep curls. The highlight was the 40 something couple making out between sets of incline dumbbell press. Hope you enjoy three weeks before you quit.