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The most beautiful and intelligent woman in the world who is capable of turning a man’s heart into a smashed out, hollow wreckage site
Don’t ever fall in love with a Denelle unless you’re ready to become half the man you were before you met.
by EVERHEARDOFRODNEYKING? July 27, 2019
Get the Denelle mug.A woman who engages in group and lesbian sex, whilst fooling her boyfriend into thinking that it’s only he she’s fucking. This type of women is hysterical and if she gives birth to your baby in the county of Anoka, she’ll use witchery to fool the judge into thinking that you are crazy whilst all the while, it’s actually her that’s as crazy as a loon.
Have you ever gone on a date with a Minnesota Renville? Oh you have? Did you notice the bruises and redness all around her lady parts? Whatever you do, don’t knock her up because she is so evil as to purposely keep the father out of the child’s life.
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Get the Minnesota Renville mug.A person who attempts to resolve being bullied by trying to initiate a conference of bully, bullied, and a third party.
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Get the Cliche conflict resolution kevin mug.A girl that can be found in Minnesota, usually going by the call sign Tina, who engages in group sex with many men at a time as well as lesbian sex, whilst all the while leading her boyfriend to believe he’s the only one. Proof can be hard to find because she is so mentally unstable that she will engage in this sexual over stimulation behavior like it’s just another day. But look for odd bruising and redness on and about the bottom area and if you take off the blinders, watch a little porn, you’ll see exactly what type of slut you’re dealing with. Highly, highly unstable; do NOT procreate with this creature. She is liable to keep you out of yours and her own child.
If you ever encounter an easy Minnesota Tina, don’t let the devil in or else you’ll end up paying with unimaginable nightmares that turn out to be your reality.
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If you find a Minnesota Tina who knows what to do with it, run as fast as your little legs will carry you.
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Get the Minnesota Tina mug.Quite possibly the sexiest, smartest girl in the known and unknown universe. Has the power to unintentionally cause a dudes suicide. Is the fantasy come true for any dude. Is so hot, smart, positive, capable, classy, sexy, talented, seemingly nice, will make your heart swell with love.
Finding a Denelle can be a fantasy come true as well as a curse. You’ll be deeply, deeply in love when she might decide to ghost you. And so it goes in a million songs and poems; better to have love and lose it than never having love at all. But a Denelle will leave your heart in a pile of smoldering ruins, gaily skipping away while thoughtlessly flicking the match into the muck, not calling the fire department so that your heart is burned beyond recognition.
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I once met a Tina whom I thought I could take to meet my parents: until I found videos of herself pissing like a dude into urinals.
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