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Simpson Rebuttal

An answer to the argument in favour of belief in God formulated in Pascal's Wager, formulated in turn by that great philosopher, Homer J. Simpson. Essentially, the God we are asked to believe in on the strength of Pascal's Wager, presumably the Judeo-Christian Jahweh, is merely one of thousands if not millions to have been worshipped throughout human history. Assuming the mere numbers of the faithful are an unreliable guide to the veracity of this god's existence (and no serious scholar of human beliefs would argue otherwise), then how do we know we've got the right god?
Simpson Rebuttal:

"But Marge! What if it's the wrong god? We'd only be making him angrier and angrier every Sunday!"
Simpson Rebuttal by Fearman February 23, 2008

Rebuttal 

A statement that refutes, contradicts, or otherwise disagrees with a something previously said.
A poor example, thought up in a matter of seconds:


John: LOLOL WHALES LAY EGGS!!11!!1one!

Martin: I disagree, whales do not lay eggs.

John: oh

John: btw, was taht a rebuttal?

Martin: Yes. Yes it was.
Rebuttal by Requisite August 19, 2008

rebuttal definition 

when someone sees a definition on Urban Dictionary they don't like so they submit the same word with a different definition
I saw a definition for Obamafication that I didn't like so I had to submit a rebuttal definition.
rebuttal definition by Mr.Juan-derful November 13, 2010

almighty rebuttal 

when one shits in the shower then lays down on their stomach and proceeds to obliterate the shit down the drain with ones face , until it has all washed down and away
yo i really gotta shit but i’m in the shower , i might just almighty rebuttal

my toilet was clogged so i used the shower and did the almighty rebuttal
To react to someones fart with a fart of your own which is louder or more stink than the original.
D. dog farted, but Scott's refuttal smelt worst than his.
refuttal by scottypoo02 October 7, 2009

rebuttal 

While playing Beer Pong, after one team has sunk the ball into their opponents last cup, the opponents then get one more shot to save themselves.
The host of the party/purchaser of the beer/other appointed beer pong authority reserves the right to suspend the rebuttal rule.
We thought they had us, but we got the rebuttal and won it.
rebuttal by hawie July 12, 2006
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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