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Simpson Rebuttal

An answer to the argument in favour of belief in God formulated in Pascal's Wager, formulated in turn by that great philosopher, Homer J. Simpson. Essentially, the God we are asked to believe in on the strength of Pascal's Wager, presumably the Judeo-Christian Jahweh, is merely one of thousands if not millions to have been worshipped throughout human history. Assuming the mere numbers of the faithful are an unreliable guide to the veracity of this god's existence (and no serious scholar of human beliefs would argue otherwise), then how do we know we've got the right god?
Simpson Rebuttal:

"But Marge! What if it's the wrong god? We'd only be making him angrier and angrier every Sunday!"
Simpson Rebuttal by Fearman February 23, 2008

Rebuttal 

A statement that refutes, contradicts, or otherwise disagrees with a something previously said.
A poor example, thought up in a matter of seconds:


John: LOLOL WHALES LAY EGGS!!11!!1one!

Martin: I disagree, whales do not lay eggs.

John: oh

John: btw, was taht a rebuttal?

Martin: Yes. Yes it was.
Rebuttal by Requisite August 19, 2008

rebuttal definition 

when someone sees a definition on Urban Dictionary they don't like so they submit the same word with a different definition
I saw a definition for Obamafication that I didn't like so I had to submit a rebuttal definition.
rebuttal definition by Mr.Juan-derful November 13, 2010

almighty rebuttal 

when one shits in the shower then lays down on their stomach and proceeds to obliterate the shit down the drain with ones face , until it has all washed down and away
yo i really gotta shit but i’m in the shower , i might just almighty rebuttal

my toilet was clogged so i used the shower and did the almighty rebuttal
To react to someones fart with a fart of your own which is louder or more stink than the original.
D. dog farted, but Scott's refuttal smelt worst than his.
refuttal by scottypoo02 October 7, 2009

rebuttal 

While playing Beer Pong, after one team has sunk the ball into their opponents last cup, the opponents then get one more shot to save themselves.
The host of the party/purchaser of the beer/other appointed beer pong authority reserves the right to suspend the rebuttal rule.
We thought they had us, but we got the rebuttal and won it.
rebuttal by hawie July 12, 2006
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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