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rejectulation

An act of male masturbation (and release) post sexual denial.
Ken tried to make sweet monkey love to his wife, but she wasn't in the mood. Despite this rejection, Ken still felt the need to ejaculate. So, he found a quiet place and rubbed one out. Then he went out for ice cream.

(Rejection) (Ejaculation) Rejectulation
by TreadLightly November 23, 2013
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Premature Rejaculation

When someone you’re not interested in pursuing romantically or sexually rejects you without you ever making any advances towards them.
Mal: “Hey Jon how’s van life going?”
Jon: “You’re obviously talking to me because you find me extremely attractive, most women do. I gotta tell ya I’m really into tall blondes with big tits and you ain’t it honey.”

Mal: “Came here to find out about van life. Stayed for the premature rejaculation.”
by .:Madskillz:. March 23, 2022
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Rediculation

The process or current state of being rediculous.
The rediculation of people's actions today never ceases to amaze me.
by irekim October 2, 2019
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