quorthon

The only dead person I would simp for.

Quorthon is amazing!

by Basement crawler September 29, 2022

QUORNFRONTATION

for when vegans are arguing with each other

look over there their having a quornfrontation

by locusdeyio September 5, 2023

Quorn

1. A food commonly consumed by vegans and vegetarians.

2. The vegetarian version of a beef.

1. Vegetarian: "Jessica, get the quorn out of the fridge! I eat quorn because I'm vegetarian. Did I mention I was vegetarian?"

2. Vegetarian: "Boi, don't start quorn with me or I'll knock your animal-murdering ass out with my 3lb bean-burger."

by That Definition Poster August 15, 2017

quort

when you're cute but need to be quiet

be quort bela

by cvpidyoshi May 1, 2020

quorn dawg

a non-meaty treat which looks like meat smells like shit and tastes nothing like meat!

"excuse me... do u sell quorn dawgs here?"
"quorn dawgs?!"
"yes... quorn dawwwwgy dawwwwwwwwwwgss!"

by anonymous_freak April 25, 2007

quornography

Lesbian porn - i.e. no meat.

"Jenna Jameson has produced some fine quornography in her time"

by Lewis1983 June 6, 2005

quorning

The act where a piece of meat is eaten and a smaller size animal of which was eaten is excreted therefore creating new life and making all meat vegan friendly meat

son,dont eat too much pork or the quorning could be painful

by stbjb April 14, 2011