Quester

A magical weapon that is not of this planet.
Mainly used to kill invading aliens.

Human: How about I just kill you

Alien: How many questers you got?

Human: what's a quester?

Alien: How you gonna kill us if you ain't got no questers?

Alien 2: Everybody know you need questers.

by LascaalaClips April 20, 2020

Buddy Question

A semi passive-aggressive statement delivered a question format in a effort to lessen the sting of the obvious failure on your part.

The person asking the question already knows the answer, they just want to create the uncomfortable moment of making you state what is already obvious.

Buddy: “Do you think that we should have a written policy about Sales people discounting deals without permission below our stated floor?”

David: “quit asking me ‘buddy questions’!”

by entechUS October 24, 2018

Facebook Attention Question

A question a person puts as their status they can easily find out by typing it in google, rather than wasting time and typing it in facebook and waiting for a reply, google does it in (0.06 seconds)

Facebook Attention Question Ex: Hey people, how do I make it so that it says where I'm at on here, you know, the locations thingy!?

by Facebook User34 January 18, 2011

quiet kid

The kid in the back of the classroom who is rarely ever spoken too. This kid could be the smartest kid in the class, but every time he says anything, he isn't listened to, and others around him steal his answers and yell them out. This is the kid who is not well known by most of the class. When students pass out papers, they say "who is (insert name of the quiet kid here)?" The only time people ever talk to the quiet kid are when they need something. It's never to talk about TV or video games or the internet, it's always "what did you get for number 3?" or "what was the homework for English class?" The quiet kid will go home every day, with a huge backpack, on the bus, and one day he'll stop showing up at school, and no one will notice or care. People will assume he switched classes and went somewhere else. It would be as if he never even existed...

I am the quiet kid.

by You want to know who wrote this that badly? April 4, 2006

good question

Something someone says when he doesn't know the answer to the question being asked while still looking smart and knowledgeable.

Son: "Hey mom, what are Saturdays for?"
Mom: "Good question son"

by RKei™ July 5, 2018

pop the question

To ask somebody to marry, usually from the male to the female, often on bended knee with an engagement ring.
See: the question

My jaw dropped when Danny popped the question.

by pythonspam November 7, 2003

Clown Question

A stupid and/or irrelevant question. Made famous by the Washington Nationals' Bryce Harper.

Reporter: What's your favourite beer?

Bryce: I'm not answering that. That's a clown question, bro.

by ImJaay June 25, 2012