quarf

The male equivalent of a queef or (qweef).

guy 1: I was fuckin some chick and when i pulled out i quarfed.

guy 2: Mrs. Keuper is a gay bitch with beefy tits.

guy 1:WTF

guy 2: you can quarf...?
lucky bastard...

by complex two point oh January 29, 2009

quarf

When a girl farts and queefs at the same time.

Jen had to bust some ass. So she tried to secretly let a fart out and had a queef at the same time.

Alex "Ew Jen did you quarf?"
Jen "..... Yes...."

During sex Lindsay pushed out a queef and farted by accident on her partner.

Josh "last night during sex Lindsay quarf'ed on my dick and balls! It was gross"

by LT1 November 14, 2010

quarf

The gunk that unpredictably shoots out of a pregnent womans vagina after she gives birth.

"OH GOD THE QUARF HIT ME IN THE EYE!!!" said the gynacologist(vagina doctor)

by Alex The Mighty Canadian December 28, 2005

quarf

Quantum Resonant Fields

Harmonic frequencies at the subatomic level produce quarfs when that aid in superluminal communication.

by Steven R. Grimm August 29, 2003

quarf

to vomit so violently as to expel air from the vagina; to simultaneoulsy "queef and "barf".

If I have to smell another one of your farts on this Wild Turkey hangover, I may quarf.

by cornbread18311 July 3, 2010

Gooch quarf

When a man farts from his gooch.

Dude, Jimmys dad totally had a massive gooch quarf at the dinner table last night.

Bro, did u just fart out your gooch, it fuckin smells

by Poon dragon September 12, 2016

blood quarf

During a womans period. A fart and queef combined where each is followed by drips of blood

"look at the stains on the front and back of her jeans, she definatly blood quarfed!!"

by Andy Zavs March 31, 2010