projectile asshole tornado

When a fart emerges with such power and velocity that it can destroy and level all man-made structures within a wide radius.

His recent projectile asshole tornado was mistaken for an actual weather event by the National Weather Service when it virtually devastated an entire small midwestern town.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2019

penile projectile

Ejaculation, urine, or anything that launches out of the penis.

Look out! My penile projectile is about to land in your coke!

by Jeff Thompson May 16, 2006

projectile therapy

To relieve stress, assuage grief, blow off steam, etc. by means of archery or gunfire, usually at a target, but sometimes in the form of hunting.

I was so pissed at my boss I had to go to the range for some full-auto, brass rainbow projectile therapy.

by jholler December 24, 2008

Projectile diarrhea

An explosive poop smoothie, often expelled just before toilet touchdown, leaving a disgusting map of shit on the bowl.

Alice, don't come in yet -- I still need to flush my projectile diarrhea off the bowl!

by Al Berich October 21, 2018

Projectile ejaculation

Projectile ejaculation is where you masturbate until just prior to ejaculation, and then you hold it carefully back until somebody you really dislike is nearby and you let go, hitting them in the face or hair with a loud, wet SLAP.

Don't get mad, get even. Projectile ejaculation is for you.

by Jacques Asse October 21, 2009

child protective services

a number that is called once for every 7-year-old who uses TikTok.

"Hey Tom, you got any idea why Child Protective Services just had a huge spike in calls?"

"Yeah, 3 million a day is pretty wack."

by anonymous April 10, 2021

Projectile

Projectile is the path followed by an yeeted object.

Physics teacher : What is a projectile ?
Me: Projectile is the path followed by an yeeted object.

by Samuel Cross September 4, 2019