When a fart emerges with such power and velocity that it can destroy and level all man-made structures within a wide radius.
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To relieve stress, assuage grief, blow off steam, etc. by means of archery or gunfire, usually at a target, but sometimes in the form of hunting.
I was so pissed at my boss I had to go to the range for some full-auto, brass rainbow projectile therapy.
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