prophetry

1. foretelling the future whilst impersonating a genuine prophet
2. surprisingly clever ability to impersonate a prophet and predict events

An evident sign of a prophet impersonator is his nonstop prophetry.

by timlight July 20, 2009

prophetic dreams

dreams which seem to turn true.

i dreamt of being screwed by the teacher this morning and i did get screwed,guess t'was one among prophetic dreams.

by seven7777 January 13, 2011

prophetic note-taking

The act of IM'ing, Facebooking, emailing, engaging in youtube flame wars or otherwise surfing the web, in class whereby the student continues to type even though the teacher has stopped speaking for 30 seconds or more. Generally paired with a complete and obvious lack of attention to the lecture.

As the professor paused he noticed several students continued typing long after he stopped lecturing. "Interesting, taking notes in ADVANCE of my saying something...this must be the 'prophetic note-taking' I've heard about from the Religion department professors."

by lirank December 7, 2010

Apostate Prophet

Highly underrated ex Muslim YouTuber who exposes Islam firsthand from experience, research and wisdom.

easily the gold standard when one asks for credible sources on why Islam is false and toxic.

Muslims hate him and ignorant people too for exposing the truth. But nobody can STOP AP!!!!

Apostate Prophet is a legend, him and David wood are the PB&J of destroying islam

Apostate prophet is an ex Muslim YouTuber

by FurrealMan?? February 27, 2022

pencil-pushing prophet

your typical white-collar employee. he often does meaningless and repetitive work such as copying-and-pasting or entering details from 9 to 5 on week-days. he is not only mildly bored by his job, but genuinely resents it. he also usually has a handful of people above him on the coperate ladder whose asses he is regularly forced to kiss.

I was sick of being a pencil-pushing prophet so I told my boss to stuff it.

by Ishta October 7, 2006

prophetstatistism

Is a based political ideology of a tiktoker. Revolving around the worshiping of Prophetstatist, and his economical and social policy's.

wow, you worship prophetstatistism? You are so based

by Daddy statist April 17, 2021

5 prophets

In the Niggalations Bible, the 5 prophets are the children of Jah-rel. During the final hours of Jah-rel's life, Jah-rel created the 5 prophets to take over the Niggalations. After his death, the 5 prophets took control of Niggalations and guided thou Nibba to peace. The 5 prophets are Jah-see, Huntyrone, Nathius, Joshieriah, and Ken-jah.

the 5 prophets will protect thou nibba

by The one and only, Jah-rel March 13, 2020