a procedure

Code phrase used when a woman needs to have an abortion; usually used to hide the fact that she is going in for the operation to mixed company.

Girl, I won't be going to the club tomorrow night, I gotta rest up cause I'm having a procedure the day after next.

by Chizz October 11, 2004

tricky rectal procedure

a rectal procedure that is particularly tricky.

I'm gonna have a tricky rectal procedure

by uhgfouf July 14, 2006

walnut procedure

Using the index finger to stimulate the male prostate gland via the rectum, or in layman's terms, when a bird jabs her finger up your wrong 'un.

I can't sit down; my girlfriend performed the walnut procedure on me last night

by Will D Beast August 15, 2007

Melvin's procedure

An open palm slap to the face. Usually used to correct hysterical or unreasonable behaviour.

"Crazy bitch wouldn't stop screaming so I had to perform a Melvin's procedure"

by Deuce1984 November 15, 2013

bonferroni procedure

to perform a reverse rusty trombone in the midst of determining a P value for a null hypothesis.

Friend: Hey Matt, did you get to perform the bonferroni procedure on that girl last night?

Matt: Yes, she failed to reject my rusty tromboner.

by pharmgeek33 February 4, 2010

Docking procedure

When you punch someone in the stomach then run behind them to fuck their asshole . It may include elbow deep fisting .

When in prison watch out for the guys wanting to show you their docking procedure

by Dr.FistHer February 3, 2024

Bonejob (Procedure)

A very complex and sophisticated medical procedure, in which, a patient (male, female, or other) uses surgery, performed by a professional, to medically enhance their boner and bonering abilities.

Nah, man. I cant go to the bar tonight. My bonerologist says I cant drink 24hrs before my bonejob (procedure).

by Boner_Bob1972 February 13, 2026