/prə(ʊ)ˈkrasturbert/
verb
past tense : procrasturbated; past participle : procrasturbated
delay or postpone action and masturbate instead; put off doing something and have a wank.
verb
past tense : procrasturbated; past participle : procrasturbated
delay or postpone action and masturbate instead; put off doing something and have a wank.
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Procreation is the reproduction of offspring by a sexual process or asexual process.
The vast majority of animal species (including humans) reproduce sexually but some reproduce asexually. In other words, procreation in the vast majority of animals is only possible when a male animal and a female animal come together to have sex. This is also known as breeding or mating.
Procreation is absolutely necessary for the vast majority of animal species to survive.
Animals that reproduce sexually, breed with members of the opposite sex due to a desire for sexual pleasure, love, and the need to propagate the next generation.
Heterosexual sex is the only kind of sex that can lead to sexual reproduction.
The vast majority of animal species (including humans) reproduce sexually but some reproduce asexually. In other words, procreation in the vast majority of animals is only possible when a male animal and a female animal come together to have sex. This is also known as breeding or mating.
Procreation is absolutely necessary for the vast majority of animal species to survive.
Animals that reproduce sexually, breed with members of the opposite sex due to a desire for sexual pleasure, love, and the need to propagate the next generation.
Heterosexual sex is the only kind of sex that can lead to sexual reproduction.
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Get the procrastination mug.When somebody thinks they're about to outsmart you and you encourage them to keep going, knowing you have a fact ready to completely humiliate them.
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