priest

When Jesus died, there was an abundance of small boys who need dressing in frocks and raping. A section of the church was put in charge of this know as the catholic church. These men used an acronym to let everybody know there purpose in life. This acronym then entered the English language and its original meaning mostly forgotten.
The true meaning of the word priest is detailed below:

paedophile resident in every small town.

Priest: Hello little boy, i'm a Priest.
Little Boy: Are you going to Rape me?
Priest: Yes.

by Mackson March 18, 2008

The Priest

A term for the kickass band, Judas Priest. Since they're so good, they have become the ONE AND ONLY Priest.

Metalhead: I listened to The Priest today, pretty awesome.

Confused Christian: Ahh... you mean Father Pedo, yes, his sermons are great.

Metalhead: umm... no, I'm talking about the metalgods, Judas Priest!!!

Confused Christian: sinners!!! nooo!!!!

by brian July 26, 2005

priest

Any mid ranking clergy members of the Catholic Church. Has the power to forgive sins and consecrate the Eucharist. A man who has devoted himself to celibacy, obedience, and chastisty. Has a cool collar.

Dumb kids might mistake Trigun's Nicholas D. Wolfwood for an actual priest.

by nikkan_hanil July 29, 2004

Priested

When you cum on a somethings forehead and then draw a cross in the cum on their forehead

Paige came over last night and I priested her

by Jessy jams January 18, 2018

Priesting

When a religious male engages in coitus with an underage child of the male persuasion.

Lately, they're all priesting little boys.

by dmitri novak November 8, 2010

priest

1. The main healing players in World of Warcraft.
2. Better then Paladins and Druids.
3. A class that uses mind control to take over another alliance character, or one from the horde side and uses it to make them plummit to their doom in Blackrock Mt.

1. If the stupid priests could heal we would of had that fight.
2. OMG another Halo of Transcendence for the priests! Where is the Nemesis Skullcap?
3. We need a priest to shackle all these undead...
4. /w (name) can I get a 30min fort when you have time?

by Trueblonde/Aggramar September 23, 2008

priest

male equivalent of cougar; an older man who has sex with younger women (or young men)

Damn, that priest is really eying up that high-schooler!

by oakstmoney September 22, 2010