Bridesmaid Sandwich

The ultimate present for a newlywed husband

Mark's wife is so cool. She let him have a Bridesmaid Sandwich on their wedding night

by cartguy March 2, 2011

Bridesmaid Goggles

Acting and thinking abnormally as the result of being a bridesmaid in a friend's wedding. Making decisions you would not normally make.

Similar to the beer goggles phenom.

See: How I Met Your Mother

I only hooked up with him because my best friend was getting married and I had a bad case of bridesmaid goggles.

by Missablairica January 7, 2012

Bridesmaiding

The act of being a bridesmaid in a wedding. Or at a bridal shower. Whatever.

Dakota: so what's up

Lissy: not too much, just came home from a bridal shower that I'm bridesmaiding for.

by Little Lissy July 16, 2006

bridesmaid paradox

Having a boner, but secretly wanting a girl to suck it but in reality you just jerk yourself to your fucked up hentai because your mom never loved you and your dad never came back when he went to get cigarettes.

I've been having an awesome day but after seeing some cute grills, I have a bridesmaid paradox and need to go home and cry myself to sleep

by k_m00se October 26, 2015

Ridesmaid

Those ratchet bridesmaids who can't keep it out of their pants at the wedding.

Did you hear Stacie slept with 3 of the groomsmen? Man she's such a ridesmaid!

by BarkingSamuraiMonkey October 2, 2022

bridesmaid

the first time you were ever a bridesmaid was probably for a very close families relative

well you must admit, wasn't really that fun

i was once a bridesmaid, but sadly couldn't enjoy it

by Happy Christian April 11, 2023

blond bisexual bridesmaid

A prostitute

johnny: Fred has a blond bisexual bridesmaid
Fred: dude I'm right here
Kelly: My daddy always said, if you're good at something, never do it for free

by Allastor May 11, 2021