Pretard

A person who is both pretentious and retarded.

e.g. That Alton Brown dude on Iron Chef is such a pretard.

by Dr.Turtle August 20, 2011

pretard

1. Just short of being completely retarded. Not to the drooling and Foam helmet point, but pretty damned close.

Anyone calling himself slick is a pretard.

by Dr. John Smarts July 31, 2005

Pretard

Noun. A person who unnecessarily obtains pre-board on a Southwest flight to subvert the A,B,C boarding process.

Damn! Thanks to all the pretards, I'm 5 rows back despite having A16 boarding position!

by taco Tuesday September 28, 2017

pretard

Someone who pretends to be retarded for financial gain or to avoid punishment

"He's a pretard. He acts retarded so they won't spank him."

by HedyBlog January 25, 2008

pretarded

Being so advanced that you can't function in the ordinary world

My husband is so pretarded! He sits around all day dreaming about flying hydrogen vehicles, instead of bringing home an income.

by Aliza Amihude November 2, 2006

pretarded

When you _know_ you're about to do something stupid.

Betting on the Mets to win the World Series is pretarded.

"I going after Republican support for the public option."
"That's pretarded."

Asking your ex-wife on a date is pretarded.

by Dustin Boswell November 7, 2009

Pretarded

When you and your friends get drunk before going out to the bars. Basically what you accomplish when you pregame.

Hey, come over before we go out and get pretarded.

by alrHB March 4, 2011