Diesel Patches

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Diesel Patches

by man bald August 20, 2020

Patchy Twat

A skewbald or piebald horse that spends considerably more time trying to embarrass it’s rider (often by throwing them off) than it does trying to clear a fence/complete a dressage test/follow any other instructions. Often ridden by a shit eventer.

The patchy twat threw me at the first fence in the cross country today

by Poppy B December 12, 2020

Patchrical

An adjective for the state of being in extreme instability that causes the person to no longer worry or be fazed by it, instead it has become a norm for them; extreme levels of numbness

NOUN: Patchricality

The girl was patchrical after being hurt relentlessly, both mentally and physically

by e_v_e_l_i_n_e May 20, 2021

patchy twat

A word used to describe a coloured/skewbald/piebald/paint/pinto horse when it behaves in an undesirable way.

My patchy twat just bolted down the road because he saw his own reflection in a puddle.

by demhorses December 12, 2020

Prachi

An exotic beauty...with an amazing personality...this girl is very smart, and very humble... she is kind and caring... everyone loves her

guy1: who is she
guy2: she is prachi, you have no chance with her, she is to exotic for you

by TooGucciForYou January 21, 2015

Patchy Pumpkin

A girl or boy who forgot to moisturize before doing their makeup, and has patches and blotches of makeup all over his or her face. She is also referred to a pumpkin, if her foundation or concealer is too dark, and she or he ends up an orange color.

Look how Natalie did her makeup today. She is definitely a Patchy Pumpkin.

by nostalgia nikki May 25, 2017

sober patch

The point of drunkedness where you are so drunk that you believe you are sober.

Person A: Guys, I think we've had a lot to drink.
Person B: nah man....you've just hit your sober patch.

by nycanuck April 16, 2013