Swedish Postcard

The act of taking a dump in a box and mailing it to your boss or another important person.

Joe: “I am so mad at my boss!”
Bob: “Man, you should send that bitch a Swedish Postcard!”

by DirtyD07 March 6, 2019

postpare

to prepare oneself after an event for which one should have been prepared has taken place.

You always postpare yourself so you have not succeeded in your venture.

by uttam maharjan March 2, 2010

postcard punk

An individual who dons the punk rock "uniform" (black leather jacket, boots, spikes, mohawk, etc.) to create an identity for themself and who assumes they are superior to others because of their punkasfuck look.

1. Jamie is such a postcard punk.
2. Dresses like a postcard every day but all of the spikes and patches in the world can't make up for the clockwork orange make-up.

by Alexxxyoumug April 8, 2008

postpartying depression

A condition that occurs in people who have been partying heavily for a continuous period of time and come to a sudden cease of this activity. Often accompanied by symptoms of fatigue, insomnia, crying episodes, irritability and a general sense of hopelessness, due to psychological adjustments to regular everyday life.

- Why are you so mopy today? - why, I miss partying man! I think I got postpartying depression! Everything's back to "normal" now; shit, I hate it! I ain't ready dude! and my next party's till I don't know when. I don't know what I'm gonna do ...

by Cybercass December 26, 2009

postcard punk

A poseur in british terms.
Some gay guy on a post card.

"Dude, im so punk rock because i have a studded leather jacket, and my mohawk just got dyed green."
" No, that makes you a postcard punk, punk isnt about leather jackets or a fucking hair style, its being yourself."

by Willybob n0kopants August 5, 2004

postback

Two tech guys mounting each other from behind.

I'd love to ride him postback and find his endpoint.

by C-Ballz December 7, 2015

Postbation

When you go on postblock on Facebook and can't message or make posts on Facebook for 30 days.

Post + Probation = Postbation.

Aka Facebook Jail.

Someone reported my post saying "fag" and now I am on Postbation.

by Tingle Likes Rupees October 4, 2016