Postbar

The postbar is where the post and the crossbar connect in the corners of a goal.

Auston Matthews hit the postbar while shooting a slapshot.

by AJ RAN May 6, 2022

postcarding

When someone uses text messaging or instant messaging to deliver a one-way communication. Even if you respond immediately, there is little chance to expect a reply -- the postcarder has already put their phone away or closed the instant message window.

Oh boy, Jennifer is postcarding again. I texted her back immediately and got "Delivered", but she hasn't even "Read" my response. She is just happy to have delivered her postcard.

by tbarrett187 August 29, 2016

postmarital pussy pay

Another term for alimony paid by a man to a woman, usually until his last dying breath, which is society’s fine for having had what is usually an insufferably unhappy long-term marriage.

First I had to live with her for what seemed like an eternity and now I must provide her with postmarital pussy pay for the rest of her life!

by Dr Bunnygirl April 30, 2021

postfartum depression

When you let out such a relieving, loud, or satisfying fart that you get depressed when its finally over.

Joe got a bad case of postfartum depression after he perfectly replicated a trumpet with his ass.

by P-scrizzle December 17, 2015

Post bar shower

When your drunk ass decides it's a good idea to stumble home from the bars in the middle of the scorching summer night but still makes a conscious effort to shower off before passing out in your clean sheets that you just washed, in hopes of scoring that night. This usually entails ripping off the shower curtain while collapsing into the tub, turning on the shower to its coldest setting, and just laying on your back making silly gasping noises for hours or until you start to shiver.

Bro, that Amy chick was just not havin it tonight. She said she was tired so I told her to just come back and take a lap nap but she said no. After that, I just hiked back home but man, that sweltergeist had me feening for a post bar shower. I ripped off my sweaty jeans and woke up at 4am in my tub feeling like a cold wet noodle.

by B1GNOLZ June 9, 2014

postparty depression

The let-down experienced after the anticipation and execution of a great party.

Dude, I've got a major case of postparty depression!

by leelee6496 December 9, 2008

postmarital sex

Sex with your ex; often shameful, and rarely a good idea. The imbibing of too much alcohol and the existence of too much loneliness are contributing factors to this condition.

(aka the postmarital pickle tickle)

Did I just see your ex-wife driving away from your house?
Yeah, we were engaging in a little postmarital sex.

by SirHangDangly March 1, 2011