pootis spencer

The phonetic spelling of the way the "Heavy" character from Team Fortress 2 requests a dispenser, (an in-game item built by the Engineer character that gives health and ammo to nearby players), saying "Put dispenser here" though his accent makes it sound rather difficult

Heavy: "Pootis Spencer Here!"

by BrokenParticles July 25, 2017

Spaff Portion

A larger than normal portion of food - usually including chorizo and/or bacon.

Used heavily by Jamie Spafford and other YouTube Stars of SORTEDFOOD

“That’s a lot of food... she/he seems to be going for Spaff portions”

by KhaleesiofRivia March 7, 2021

Pootis

Pootis or noun~ phu-tos
It is the meaning of life.
*cry everytime*

I love pootis. Its the meaning of life.

by I AM NOT DEADPOOL July 31, 2017

Portishead

Influential female fronted band from Bristol, UK. Part of the trip hop genre with their laid back beats and cool scratching. Their first album "Dummy" (1994) was praised by the media. And their second album, "Portishead" was welcomed warmly, although had quite a different sound to their first album. It was more dark and disturbed. But still just as original and enjoyable with that distinct jazz-fusion meets hip-hop feel about it.

Fans of Portishead often also enjoy Massive Attack, DJ Shadow, Lamb, Earthling, and Goldfrapp.

by Bronnie Tyler January 5, 2004

Portia

The most beautiful woman you've ever seen in your life. Portia got the face of an Angel with a body of a Goddess and brains of a wise woman with an ancient soul.

Portia is the woman of your dreams.

by 007WordIsBond May 20, 2020

Pootis Pow

A special skill of advanced TF2 hoovies where they first of all equip either the Stock, Saxxy, Apoco-fists or Holiday punch, taunt, and quickly say the "put dispenser here" voice-line. This gives the effect of, if done right, saying "Pootis Pow"

Hoovy: *pretends hand is gun* pootis POW haha!

by Bottt_urban April 14, 2021

Pootis

Pootis (pootispenserus gottamon) is a disease caught by eating too many sandwiches or it may be caught hereditarily. Pootis causes the person who catches it to change appearance resembling a bulky, bald man with a newly-shaved beard in a red soldier suit. The disease also causes the person to have bug eyes and say “Pootis” instead of words (with the exception of a few basic words). One in 4 people are born with Pootis and 207 people catch it everyday. See how you can help at bitly.com/1H9DQSz

He’s in hospital with a severe case of pootispenserus gottamon. I just hope I never ca—

Are you alrigh—

POOTISPOOTISPOOTISPOOTIS

by Treejog August 19, 2018