by Tom Landox November 28, 2006
Get the porgasm mug.An immense feeling of pleasure achieved during urination, it only happens of very rare occasions (frequency is increased with alcohol consumption), but when it does it can be like a miniature orgasm.
**At House Party**
Guy Number 1: Dude, I just pissed all over Rach's bathroom, do you think I should tell her?
Guy Number 2: No, Shh dude, keep that shit to yourself!, How the fuck did you manage to piss everywhere anyway you jeb end, didn't you ever learn to aim!
Guy Number 1: Of course I can aim dude, I just had a porgasm and I got this tingly sensation up from my bell end all the way up to my spine and then I had involutary convulsions of my back muscles and before I knew it I had piss all over myself.
Guy Number 2: Ah, now it all makes sense!
Guy Number 1: Dude, I just pissed all over Rach's bathroom, do you think I should tell her?
Guy Number 2: No, Shh dude, keep that shit to yourself!, How the fuck did you manage to piss everywhere anyway you jeb end, didn't you ever learn to aim!
Guy Number 1: Of course I can aim dude, I just had a porgasm and I got this tingly sensation up from my bell end all the way up to my spine and then I had involutary convulsions of my back muscles and before I knew it I had piss all over myself.
Guy Number 2: Ah, now it all makes sense!
by Hentsep Renge September 1, 2009
Get the Porgasm mug.The state a guy often goes into after shagging a girl that he has little or no connection with - lethargy, loss of interest, noncommunicative
Typically used derisively by girls when they realise that they have just been used and that the guy isn't actually interested in them.
Typically used derisively by girls when they realise that they have just been used and that the guy isn't actually interested in them.
Girl: do you know you are always so much more fun before you come
Boy: leave me alone, I feel tired
Girl: Pff, you're just postgasmic
Boy: leave me alone, I feel tired
Girl: Pff, you're just postgasmic
by William0991 May 12, 2016
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aka ‘pee orgasm’
aka ‘pee orgasm’
“I really needed to pee all day but I couldn’t because I was in the car for 3 hours”
“Oh, I bet when you finally went you had a porgasm”
“Oh, I bet when you finally went you had a porgasm”
by Mitch and Zoey June 2, 2018
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usual use in relation to the activity of inhaling/ ingesting any substance derrived from marijuana, such as weed or hash brownies for instance.
usual use in relation to the activity of inhaling/ ingesting any substance derrived from marijuana, such as weed or hash brownies for instance.
by kirk420 April 29, 2011
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Friend 2: Ya, he definitely just had a postgasm..
Friend 2: Ya, he definitely just had a postgasm..
by jonniesask December 1, 2011
Get the postgasm mug.Small people with short legs which don't support them very well.
When they try to play games, such as football, they fall over a lot.
They cry when they get up off the floor and realise they haven't got a penalty, the ref didn't help them this time and they've lost again.
When they try to play games, such as football, they fall over a lot.
They cry when they get up off the floor and realise they haven't got a penalty, the ref didn't help them this time and they've lost again.
by Rui Caralho July 9, 2004
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