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Postgasmic

The state a guy often goes into after shagging a girl that he has little or no connection with - lethargy, loss of interest, noncommunicative
Typically used derisively by girls when they realise that they have just been used and that the guy isn't actually interested in them.
Girl: do you know you are always so much more fun before you come

Boy: leave me alone, I feel tired

Girl: Pff, you're just postgasmic
Postgasmic by William0991 May 12, 2016
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Poemgasmic 

A poem that is so awesome it causes a figurative literary orgasm.
Yea that poem was poemgasmic
Poemgasmic by Sir Jonathan October 26, 2010
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PORgasmic 

a portmanteau of the words POR and orgasmic.
usual use in relation to the activity of inhaling/ ingesting any substance derrived from marijuana, such as weed or hash brownies for instance.
1) last night was porgasmic
2) this new stuff is porgasmic
PORgasmic by kirk420 April 29, 2011

postgasm 

when a person on a social networking site updates numerous times in a short period.
Friend 1: Man, did you see all his posts on Facebook last night?

Friend 2: Ya, he definitely just had a postgasm..
postgasm by jonniesask December 1, 2011
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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