1. A portable bathroom

2. Place where two people can have a lot of fun but be careful because it often tips over (historically with PHD)
Oh no, the porta potty is tipped over. those two must have a little too much fun. o wait someone's crawling out!!
by patelbros January 27, 2010
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A Asian that is normally very cool and popular, they are so chinky that they eat the Chinese food from the cafeteria even they know they might possible die. Your can carry a Porta-Asain around with you to do your science homework, and to know general facts.They are also work well to break into vending machines. For those in school hours when you really need a snack.
Edgar:Guess what?
Will:What?
Edgar:Today I got a limited edition Bruce Lee Porta-Asain.
Will:Looks like this is going to be a good year of school.
Edgar:To bad you have a Kim Jong-il Porta-Asain
by william7606 August 7, 2010
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a hot toddie in a to-go cup.
Why go to the bar when you can make some porta-toddies and go play in the neighbor's snowbank?
by burrowlife January 30, 2011
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1. Portable toilets used by Americans and other nations to remove one's wastes
2. Secret government time-machines disguised as porta-potties
1. "Thank god this concert had a porta-potty"
2. "The government is hunting me down ever since i stepped into their porta-potty
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A term used by heroin addicts to describe a porta-potty in which better suits heroin addicts for a private place to cook up a shot of dope and shoot up in privacy while on the go!
More so than a private place to take a dump!
Junky: Wheres the best place I can bang my dope in privacy?

Wise Hobo: You can always try the Porta-shooter at the playground!
by Ivan S Tessmer January 25, 2013
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A Porta Swamp is a really sweaty glove you can wear, so that you can capture the essence of the swamp with the palm of your hand. The underwear format is available too.
The Porta Swamp is disgusting and feels hot and humid on the hand itself. I love it!
by Lord Desolator July 31, 2005
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Hey John! I went to Porta Vila last week to jerk off undisturbed
by pisspants69_ January 11, 2023
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