cornholio

Beavis's alter-ego..The master of all that is toilet paper..do you have TP for his bunghole?

I AM Cornholio! I NEED TP FOR BUNGHOLE!!

by James Lowe June 4, 2004

Syafinaz Binte Zainal dance category audition with portfolio (?) / not sure

Syafinaz Binte Zainal dance category audition with portfolio (?) / not sure

Syafinaz Binte Zainal dance category audition with portfolio (?) / not sure

by Handle100 August 6, 2023

portfolio

A way to justify not paying somebody for services rendered.

Sure, we could pay you, but instead think of how great this will look in your portfolio!

by InstantSunrise November 5, 2010

portfolio killer

What a sociopath becomes after earning a top university degree in finance.

Harry: "Dex, put away the knives. You won't need them on Wall Street."

Dexter: "Wall Street?"

Harry: "Yes, son. You're going to become a portfolio killer."

Dexter: "But what about the code?"

Harry: "Forget the code, Dex, and start slashing those 401Ks!"

Dexter: "And my trophies... my slides?"

Harry: "Don't worry son, there will be plenty of blood to collect - just not right away."

by Downsized October 9, 2011

cornholio

the lord of lake titicaca, who requires tp, lest you suffer the wrath of his almighty bunghole!

I AM CORNHOLIO! *hehehehe* do you have tp? tp for my bunghole? *unintelligable spanish sounding mumblings*

by that weird kid next door April 16, 2007

cornholio

the crazy alter ego of Beavis from the show of Beavis and Butthead. he usually east a lot of sugar before transforming. he pulls his shirt up on his head

Beavis: I am Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!

by ImportRacerBoy December 28, 2005

pornolize

Insertion of dirty language into normal script

by jms October 25, 2002