pornaphernalia

Adult toys, clothing and other items that are used when making a porn.

There was so much pornaphernalia used in the adult film, "John does Karazona" that we had a fucking yard sale afterward.

by GlazeHer January 1, 2014

Poostache

Facial Hair: When a young man, not yet able to grow a tasty moustache, grows about 8-9 hairs on his upper lip. It only slightly resembles a moustache, but more-so resembles poop.
(Can also be called a dirtstache, shitstain, or mancrap)

You're a doofus, Carl, shave your poostache

by Jesse O. Roy February 19, 2008

pornstache

The pornstache crosses many cultures. The Pornstache is a warm welcoming and inviting look for non sexual settings, but sometimes sexual ones too.

Dave: Shit did you see Ricardo's Pornstache?!?! What a PERVERT!
Margie: Ricardo is the homie he wouldn't harm a soul! Only massage deeply with oil!

by pussidon232 October 7, 2019

pornostache

Bad facial hair reminicient of a 1970's porno guys moustache

Freddie Mercury had a pornostache

by almo and sass July 14, 2003

pootache

to insert ones finger in ones own anal orifice, and wipe said finger under opposing friends nose, resulting in opposing friend only being able to smell shit all day long

how about u smell my ass?

by leewee January 24, 2005

Poinaches

Derived from the alphabet of Ben Warren.

That man has a big poinaches.

by timmeh December 20, 2004

poonstache

What is left on one's upper lip after performing successful oral sex on a female. Much like a milk mustache.

After I went down on Donna, I had a huge poonstache.

by Jamed January 11, 2009