economic profit

The concept of settling down with a girl over the winter months in order to save money and avoid going out on those cold nights.

"So mate, have you found yourself any economic profit yet?"

by doing the dishes May 25, 2016

Pandemic Profiteer

An individual or organization that attempts to derive illicit financial benefit from the sale of misrepresented products or services during a global health crisis.

Yo! I got a whole truck load of N95 masks for sale. Here's a sample...
Dude, these things are made out of toilet tissue and rubber bands. You're a goddam Pandemic Profiteer....
Hey, they're better than nothin'. 20 bucks each...just don't get 'em wet.

by YAWA July 7, 2020

Porniture

Browsing online for furniture, hoping that you can buy it in the near future.

Person 1: "Man, I really want this table!"

Person 2: "Ah whatever, you're broke! That's just Porniture."

by XxFrictionxX January 7, 2013

Profitable

adj. 1. Advantageous, valuable.
2. As of yielding profit or monetary gain.

Slavery was so profitable in the South during the late mid 1800s.

by Definitioners44 March 3, 2015

Profiterole vision

A sense that lets people know if cake is near.

My profiterole vision is flashing, does some-one have cake?

by qwertyjohnson April 21, 2009

Parfitting

The act of delivering spunky jizz projectile anywhere on a females body whilst employing the axe weilding stance of Status Quo's Rick Parfitt.

I just got back from parfitting on your sisters clunge

by huingitugigun July 28, 2009

Gross profit

1. In accounting, Gross profit = Net sales – Cost of goods sold.

2. When you say something is "gross" that disgusts you but then you say "profit" right after wards and your boss is happy.

1. The accounting department of the corporation calculated the Gross profit for the company.

2. The South Park Underpants Gnomes shouted "gross!" when they realized how many used underpants they had collected followed by a hearty/happy round of "profit!" when they realized their master plan was complete:

"Step 1: Collect underpants
Step 2: ???
Step 3: "Profit!" "

by booblover July 23, 2010