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pookiebear

This would in fact be a pet name for someone you love or show affection for.

It is the most loving creature known to man and no one can fully describe how incredible they are. Most found in the wild have strange affinities for bad fashion, yellow hats, and Star Wars. Besides other known quirks such as getting lost and rambling, the pookiebear is actaully most charming. He is often known to be a "feet sweeper", an "angel", a "prince", and a "blessing." In rare circumstances he will utter words like "snooglaie woogalie", making the one he tells it to vow to never ever utter those words to him in a public setting. He's been known to sometimes bear candy and flowers, and he always appears with a smile on his face. The Pookiebear is known to be a complete gentleman at all times no matter what the circumstance. He's sincere and compasisonate with a gentle heart and an unshakeable love for others. Many times the pookiebear will give giant "bear hugs" to show its appreciation or affection. They are usually found with big blue eyes and poofy brown hair, but one of the signature traits of the pookiebear is it's immense love for 70s fashion. Though repulsive and at times frightening, these 70s traits can usually be outweighed by the pookiebear's love. At times he can be clumsy mistaking his fingers for carrots or somehow causing himself to leak. He's hardworking and diligent, never letting a task end until it had reached perfection. He gives of himself daily always putting others far before himself, and he often can render you breathless simply by catching your eye. In all documented cases, he is known to win the very heart of those he loves.

They are sought after and considered precious to all who know and encounter them. There is no dollar amount set on a pookiebear for they are priceless. A few words of advice: If you ever happen to find one, never let them go. They will be the greatest blessing that you ever recieve.
Hey there Pookiebear!

You know I love you Pookiebear...
by Tops April 25, 2006
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Pookie Chops

The excess fat that visibly hangs over the sides of a chair or stool when occupied by an overweight person.
Whoa, check out the pookie chops on that tubby!
by penls de maxiere November 24, 2009
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pookipskied

to break wind, to poop, to exert feces, let out waste from the anus.
"And for the first time, Charlotte pookipskied in her pants."
by Sophia Angela Rappa June 2, 2008
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Pookinesis

When your friends are pooking out, and you are so mentally involved you can tell what they are pooking out about without saying anything.
Hey man, Brando’s looking a bit rough. Yea man, my pookinesis is telling me he’s scared we might get caught”
by The Vengaboys June 23, 2019
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Pookie pie

A cute person who does silly things. Is very goofy and light hearted. Usually your loved one.
Pookie pie stop biting my belly!
by Brittney Girl February 16, 2020
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poopkin

When someone carves out a halloween pumpkin, and then takes a massive shit in the pumpkin. Mostly used for hurling at things
Man that was a good throw Timmy, you hit Nigel right in the face with that poopkin. Hes got shit all over him and he looks unconscious.
by Rick Simmons February 17, 2005
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Pooking

When one is “tripping” due to consumption of THC. More specifically , when one is worrying about something that would be insignificant to a sober person(s)
Morgan..., you’re pooking.
by Keklan69 August 16, 2020
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