pooperbate

While taking a shit, you look at porn on your ipod touch or iphone and jerk off

I went to pooperbate because i had to take a massive shit.

by jamal 123 February 24, 2009

posterbate

To sequentially post in a message board forum by oneself.

Many users of RD like to posterbate in the Games forum.

by lauracs June 13, 2008

Poosturbate

The act of Pooping on a toilet and Masterbating at the same time, with the goal of simultaneous climaxes of both pooping and masterbation. remember Poosturbating is not just a mans activity.

Timmy S. was in the bathroom for a long time, we heard moans and he had his computer with him. He'll never admit it but judging by his relaxed manner afterward everybody concluded he just finished a poosturbate session.

by timmy sizzile November 16, 2009

posturbation

also: Posturbating

'liking' or 'upping' your own posts.

If you have to like or up your own post, it's posturbation, and you probably should have kept it to yourself anyway.

by pteryakisan October 30, 2013

pooperbate

v. when you jerk off while on the toilet, then proceeding to shit after.

Steve went to Frisch's bathroom and pooperbated.

by dragyn611 April 15, 2008

Poosturbate

To use poo as lube while masturbating.

My palm went dry, so I crapped out a quick one and just finished it with a poosturbate.

by R Pontin August 6, 2009

pasturbate

verb,to preach about God constantly when no one wants to hear it. I was in a chat room and someone was preaching, calling everyone names and stuff all in the name of God. One of the chatters said he was pasturbating again.

Can't Ted do anything but pasturbate?

by storm871 March 18, 2009