postporne

to postpone something because you are viewing porn

Sorry, I'm going to have to postporne lunch. Cum back in 5.

by inlineofire March 11, 2016

Postroned

When an event or activity has to be postponed until after the the COVID-19 Pandemic has recessed.

The music festival has been postroned indefinitely.

by Dakotaa46 April 6, 2020

Postbone

When you have to reschedule the night you were supposed to get laid

"Sorry, but can we postbone tonight? My parents just flew in."

by Urgay Dictionary June 18, 2015

Postphoned

A meeting or event that you're planning to attend but which is cancelled at the last minute by cellphone.

Broseph: "Hey, aren't you supposed to be meeting Jane for coffee now?"
Me: "Yeah, I was supposed to but she postphoned."

by sijafo June 27, 2010

Cock Postpone

To temporarily be cock blocked.

Jeff took 15 minutes to leave the room when I brought that girl back, I still banged her after he left, but he cock postponed me

by UAGDWOOF November 29, 2010

postpwned

1. To be pwned after the fact.
2. pownage after the fact.

Teddy was postpwned 2 days after the initial pwnage

by $pikalus Mencia February 14, 2008

Postpone Malone

When you need to postpone your plans because you’re simply falling apart.

Karen: “hey Susan I’m going to have to Postpone Malone our lunch date”

Susan: “omg Karen what happened are you ok?”

Karen: “No, I accidentally updated to the new Snapchat update and I can’t handle it. I’m falling apart”

Susan: “wow I completely understand. I’m so sorry. Feel better.”

by EllaElla May 5, 2018