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Baby Pooching Machine

Any woman that has more than three children in a five year period of time or any woman that has five children in a ten year period of time.
Susan is in the family way again. This child is will be third within five years. Man, she is a baby pooching machine.
by 00NKB6211289 April 17, 2009
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Poochashmuckem

It's basically something... sweet. An endearing word used to describe the characteristics of a cute/sweet dog.
Naww you're such a poochashmuckem
by sweetsmagee September 2, 2010
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poochung

yo that girl is poochung
by cykixs November 5, 2010
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royal pooch clusterfuck

To make a series of mistakes, so heinously incorrect and far reaching in effect such that the result defies description. The phrase is a combination of other phrases meaning mistake, 'screw the pooch', 'royal fuckup' as well as a group sex form of fuck, 'clusterfuck'. The phase can also be used as a verb, 'clusterfucking the royal pooch.'
Not supporting the public transportation vehicle information system standard on busses was a royal pooch clusterfuck for the public transportation authority.
by wkc December 1, 2006
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Poopchucks

The fecal weapon created after taking your dog's warm turds, placing it in a bag, tying it off, and applying some mean twirls.
Fido, if you don't hurry up and get back in the house, I'm going to use your own crap against you with these poopchucks.
by Zachakack Pelt A. Shot October 14, 2008
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Poopchute spork thinger

You found a definition mentioning this word um what is it? It is something you use to eat out your dog's ass after it had worms.
Urban Dictionary user: searches "urbandictionary" on search bar and goes to page 2
Random definition of urbandictionary: Poopchute spork thinger - OMG! It's what you use to eat out your dog's ass after he's had worms!!!! OMGWTF!!11 FUnnnYYYyY!!!111
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by Your Creepy Uncle 9000 March 24, 2022
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Vodka Pooch

Comparable to a beer gut, a vodka pooch is a small roll of fat gained at the bottom of a 16 year old girls stomach after many weekends of binge drinking.
Joe- "Man check out how hot she is."
Steve- "Yeah, but check out that vodka pooch"
by Dr. Pooch, Ph.D. September 1, 2009
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