pooner

A person who sits at home (on a perfectly good evening for going out) and masturbates.

Anna aint at the party tonight because shie is a pooner.

by drohan - and the rest of the Guelph contingent August 25, 2002

poonerator

Uber geeks that seek gay porn online at every waking moment

What a bunch of poonerators

by Bliss' May 28, 2006

pooner

A term that describes men who see escorts regularly.

I haven't pooned in awhile, but I plan to return to my old pooner or pooning ways when I get paid.

by yoyodude May 17, 2008

Pooneral

Where you bury your own poop.

I just buried my poop at my pooneral.

by gregben March 19, 2022

pooner

A member of the elite indoor cricket team, the "pooners" fomed at Lakeland SHS in 2007.

"Guys i heard that Mitchell is a pooner" or

"Travis, Sam, Joel, Riley, Brett and Mitch are all pooners"

by Bourmanator June 5, 2009

pooner

one who sniffs bicycle seats

He was such a pooner he never left the bicycle shed

by Anonymous January 7, 2003

pooner

An unmistakably large penis.

With those tight leather pants on, you can really see portelli's pooner.

by Wippert May 25, 2005