turd in your pocket

Part of a sarcastic retort to someone who speaks in the plural form, when it's been commonly understood that they really mean it to be you.

Alice: Joe, how about we go fix the siding on the house?

Joe: What do you mean "we?" Do you have a turd in your pocket?

by ferrettt February 3, 2012

Outta Pocket

Word used for when someone is out of line or acting up

Person: Dude that Danielle girl from Dr. Phil is just outta pocket,
You: That's what I'm sayin

by Keyiada February 18, 2017

pocket gopher

An intermediate erection; an erections causing ones pants to go up and down.

"Damn girl, you got me sporting a pocket gopher."

by Tharill15cent June 9, 2016

pocket jizz

A small container of man juice carried in one's pocket to be thrown in an enemy's face. Can be used for self defense purposes or to defile a lesser human being.

Travis: Hey aren't you...?
Al: POCKET JIZZ! *throws pocket jizz*
Travis: Aah my eyes!
Al: Bravo 2 to base, we have successfully defiled the objective.

by Squinty Eyed Bastard April 10, 2015

Pocket Rounds

An insanely good bar drinks special that is so economically friendly that it can be paid for with the otherwise useless loose change and stray one dollar bills found in your pockets from the night or weekend before. These are usually only an hour long and result in a blackout status when taken advantage of correctly.

Hey Chad, round up the other gross guys! We are going to the Freemont tonight at 8 until 9 for pocket rounds.

by Arouser July 25, 2018

Jada Pinkett Smith

She had an 'entanglement' with August Alsina, and Tupac and Tupac again and a bit more Tupac whilst being with Will Smith.

Man 1: dammmm Jada Pinkett Smith was so hot back in the day
Man 2: Jada who?
Man 1: Pinkett.....
Man 2: Ohhhhh you mean G.I. Jane

by councilestatebaddie March 29, 2022

Pocket park

A small public pedestrian rest area usually associated with the Winsor Terrace section of Brooklyn, NY. Primarily found along the Prospect Expwy. A place where lawmen go to spew weasel talk, and collar young clueless hipsters for drug related offenses.

Hey Noah do you thinks its safe to go smoke at the pocket park?

Yes the lawmen ended their shift at 8pm, but the sheriff of Windsor Terrance might be playing slap and tickle with a small boy

by weaselworm January 2, 2015