Pongo mattress

Normally a girl who will sleep with any army guy or pongo. Often gross and could take a bedpost inside her.

Guy 1: Hey have you been with Kandy?
Guy 2: Ewww! No way she been with every pongo on base, it would be like doing a bucket of water.
Guy 1:Ohh so she's a totally Pongo mattress.

by Jake Parkbench March 27, 2011

Pongo’d

A "Pongo" is a stance which can be performed by standing next to a colleague and placing one foot (preferably a large slip-on) on the desk next to the intended target. Thus, forcing the genitals into a close proximity of victims face. Ideally, to be recognized as an official "PONGO", the desk or table must be at least 2'6" high.

Jesus Dean... I was fucking sat minding my own business building the Page 7 at work when i got a whiff of Twiglets. When i turned round all i saw was a size 14 slip-on on my desk. Straight away i knew it... I'd been Fucking PONGO’d

by professor pumpanickel November 4, 2009

Pongos

Horny, attractive young army guys who will do anything to get with a girl for the night.

Don't do it April, they're just a bunch of Pongos.

by Captain Casm October 28, 2005

Pongo

Slang for a lazy good for nothing person who doesnt benefit in any positive way.

When you think of a Pongo, you would think of something that displeases all senses in any way.

Hey Helen, want to look at the python in my pocket?

Fuck off, Pongo, shes obviously in a state of shock that you are more of a threat to the environment than nuclear bombs.

by Dafralanatah November 30, 2009

Pongolo

Booze

I haven't hit the pongolo for three days. Since I got blootered at Ali's party.

by jimxxjim January 25, 2009

Pongo

to take a finger up your butthole by intense force and penetration

“fuck, my girl just pongo’d me!!! right in the ass!!”

by pongo18 September 4, 2018

pingy pongoes

British slang for a very bad smell.

"Ewww, what a pingy pongoes! Who farted?"

by Caitlin Bass April 26, 2006