Padlocked Hipster

When someone with a padlock walks up to a unsuspecting hipster with large tunnel plugs and locks it into their ear, and runs like fuck

We should go do a Padlocked hipster

by M/L/E March 6, 2011

[Pollock Bitch Slap]

Right before you cum pull out and shake your dick around as your cumming to splatter your cum around. Occaissionally slap the recipient with your dick while cumming.

Jackson gave Harmony a "Pollock Bitch Slap"!

by Mequik July 4, 2009

Pollock Strength

A strength characterized by an extreme discipline in not using force against anyone or anything. A person with this strength would normally not hurt a fly. However, there is a point when a person with Pollock strength reaches his limit and unleashes his fury and stored energy. That point is near impossible to reach, but when reached a person can take out fifteen men without hesitation. There is no stopping a person with Pollock strength when someone dares to cross that line.

Guy: "That dude has Pollock Strength. One minute he was cuddling with some chow chow's and the next he was beating up a gang of men with his fists after they tried to rob his grandma."

by Chuck1118 August 11, 2009

Pollock the bowl

A nasty case of explosive diarrhea that coats the inside of a toilet bowl like a Jackson Pollock painting.

1. Man, those spicy hot pork rinds made me Pollock the bowl. 2. I was ready to take a dump at the gas station, but I ended up tossing my cookies when I looked down and saw that some jackass had Pollocked the bowl.

by mitzo2010 March 14, 2010

Zoey Pollock

An extremely beautiful woman with an amazing first and last name.

This species of name is rare, and must be careful around, as if you disturb them, they may attack.
Some common traits of this combination include but is not limited to -

- Randomly screaming
- Eye twitching
- Very sensitive
- Loves dogs
- Can't take a joke
Once you get a Zoey Pollock in your life don't lose her!

"Oh why are your eyes twitching man" "You're acting like a Zoey Pollock"
"No woman in this world is as beautiful and amazing as a Zoey Pollock"

by MrLuigiRPG December 12, 2019

Pollock the Porcelain

Diarrhea of such an extreme and explosive nature as to render the inside of one's toilet bowl like a concave representation of a Jackson Pollock painting.

May be the result of extremely poor and unfortunate dietary decisions, (very) excessive beer consumption, invasive organisms, or simply God's way of communicating "His love" for you.

Not to be misconstrued as "important" or "avant-garde art."

Pollock the Porcelain: verb

"Steve-o really pollocked the porcelain this morning. It's been a real disaster zone. Impossible to clean up. Try putting THAT on one of those 'Oxy-Clean' infomercials."

by Dick Gazzina May 21, 2007

pollock toe lock

The act of inserting one's toe into an unsuspecting vagina to which the female quickly clinches causing the inserter to fight to get their toe back out.

How did Gabe break his toe this weekend?

He broke it in that soccer girl's vagina.

I warned him about trying to Pollock Toe Lock an athlete.

by Txspike October 7, 2011