Pooled

When a girl is texting you, but all she wants to do is play 8 ball.

Nate: “Bro this girl keeps leading me on....”
Cam: “Just don’t get pooled man”

by MalachiTheDon February 26, 2019

Poled her

Get a girl pregnant

You hear that Laura is pregnant ?

Yeah i heard that Bobby poled her last month.

by Young Proudy June 26, 2019

Poled

Having excruciating pain in the genital area after colliding with a cylindrical object (a.k.a. a water bottle)

Did you see the VTuber who got poled on stream by a water bottle?

by Fiiian August 12, 2024

poled dork

Have you seen the videos where somebody's doing donuts in a parking lot with their car and manages to hit the light pole?

Poled dork is a joke nickname for those people and a dumb parody of the word pulled pork, a kind of food.

Hello YouTube, today I'll show you how to become a poled dork. First step, go to Walmart with your muscle car. Next step, locate appropriate light pole.

Now you are ready. Do donuts and aim for the light pole. Screw up your car to become the ultimate poled dork

by rfrsiopgjdog September 12, 2023

Poled

Police mafia judgement where the person is "raped" with a police battering ram.

He's fucked, they poled him.

by Modern Women December 17, 2025

Pitch poled

Shoving a large hard penis all the way into a woman's vagina in a single hard thrust without warning

Bro you should of scene Kaitlin's face when I pitch poled her lastnight

by Groundhogg May 24, 2017

getting polled

Originally referenced in Sheck Wes’s breakout freestyle single Mobamba. “Getting polled” is a threat to those fucking around, equivalent to the act of being forcibly sodomized with a poll.

Buddy if you keep fucking around, your ass gon’ get polled.

Well the last thing I want is to be getting polled.

by Who12344321 January 1, 2019