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poopin it

(verb) Changing one's normal behavior to satisfy the wants of the opposite sex without bettering the chance of intimate endeavors with whomever is involved.
Ross was poopin it tough last night at bali's with that girl
by mu epsilon alpha tau December 6, 2010
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Vladasmear Poopin

The Vladasmear Poopin (vlad-a-smear poo-pin)

To masterbate (jerk off) with a hand full of feces (poo, shit, crap etc.)
Sometimes refered to as the Adolf Shitler ( a-dolf shit-ler)

or the Shitler

Origin:
The Vladasmear Poopin is a masterbation technique that was founded on the South A sort asile of UPS in Horsham Pennsylvania during twilight shift (6pm-9:30pm). An employee, a rather odd fellow was struck with a bout of irritable syndrome. Knowing that he had no time to make it to the restroom he simply cupped his hand and did his best to contain his bowel movement. Previously during the evening he complained of stomach irritation from the consumption of tacos and hot sauce. Whilst having his hand full of feces he continued to the restroom where upon arrival he began to masterbate with the hand full of feces.
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by King Philly July 10, 2009
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poopin' basket

a trumpet added to either an electric or acoustic guitar
"Joe played a mean poopin' basket at last nights show!!!"
by Mickey McFlarin February 8, 2010
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poopin' on the clog

Poopin' on the clog is a phrase used meaning to make things worse. Similar to 'fueling the fire.' Poopin' on the clog is when someone exacerbates a problem.
In the context of someone making a situation worse, you might say, "You're just poopin' on the clog, now. "
by TheGrower September 16, 2018
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Poopin' Stupid

Your so stupid that you pooped 12 seconds after you last big poo.
Joe is so Poopin' stupid that he pooped in the bushes 3 times in 5 minutes!
by watzlyfe December 18, 2018
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Poopin’ n’ snoopin’

“Hey, you’ve been in there awhile, are you okay?”
“Yeah, I’m just poopin’ n’ snoopin’”
by kp-ob April 28, 2019
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Vladamir Poopin

The act of masturbating while excreting a bowel movement.
Hey man, stop Vladamir Poopin all day and get to work.
by herbsta420 January 17, 2019
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