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Peet-Ah-Toe-Eye

A condition met when one gets so intoxicated from alcohol that the person loses control of the function of their eye and it closes. The other eye just kind of floats around, attatching itself to what ever it focuses on. This condition often occurs during the minor stages of adulthood.
Laura jake was so drunk off of Aftershock and Super Pepppermint Schnapps she got all Peet-Ah-Toe-Eyed and fell through the hole in Timmy's porch! Boy was he mad about his porch. Then he outlawed the use of Aftershock and Peppermint Schnapps at his house.
by Hcaz Sakraf February 23, 2008
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Peetz

A type of person that listens to others advice even though their own inner heart is where the truth lies. An alternative meaning used often in WA state to refer to a fat person working at a call center.
I called the peetz to get my phone fixed; it just got fucked up more.
by sayursorryimissu November 12, 2010
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pleat shark

an erection found within the depths of an office workers pleated pants (typically chinos) this specific erection is not an advanced chubby, this is THE REAL DEAL, a major obvious erection
well my day was immeadiatly ruined by my boss's pleat shark he got after the new inturn bent over to fix her shoe.
by victorzarnowitz4563 May 16, 2009
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pleatherman

Any generic multitool used by vegans, cheapskates, and others who disapprove of the name, price, or authenticity of Leatherman(tm) brand multitools.
Greg: I can't believe your new leatherman broke that easily!
Jody: Actually it's a pleatherman my dad picked up in chinatown last weekend.
Greg: That sucks. Maybe if you weren't a vegan he would have bought a genuine leatherman instead of that cheap knock-off pleatherman.
Jody: Doubtful. My dad's a perennial cheapskate.
by pleatherman December 22, 2009
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Peeta

And the male tribute from District 12 issss... Peeta Mellark!
by PenelopeRyann May 6, 2011
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peetong

A male penis, usually in an errect state;
Don't touch my peetong!
by darkbob October 15, 2006
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Peeternity

When you are urinating and you start to think that it will never stop.
When I woke up this morning and used the restroom, it felt like I would be in there for peeternity.

Even though I was late for work, I was in the bathroom and it seemed like peeternity.
by tomjordan January 13, 2011
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