New Year's fitness plan

(so named because fitness plans/programs, even those taken as new years' resolutions, often go unresolved):

a comical name for a new years resolution (s) that go 'unresolved' for at least a year being taken.

Conversation a week before St Valentine's 2013:

boy 1) my twin sister is in tears, because she wanted you, you twit, to ask her out and you still didn't.

boy 2) oops! sorry completely put that New Years resolution from 2012 on the back burner and forgot about it.

boy 1) you'd better move that resolution of yours back to the front burner again. My sister doesn't have the time to wait for your resolution to become so cold it'll turn into a New Year's fitness plan.

boy 2) or else what? IMHO, she'll run out of tears?

boy 1) yup just about right.

by Sexydimma December 31, 2012

Flight Plan

to get ready to get high, plan for getting stoned such as getting snacks, eye drops, breath spray, etc..

guy 1 : hey you got the flight plan?
guy 2: yeah we got fruit roll-ups, cookies, clear eye, tic-tacs and we gunna smoke at my places.
guy 1: sounds nice.

by planedriver. February 24, 2010

five year plan

When a college student decides to stay in college for longer than four years.

Gerry: Why weren't you in class this afternoon?
Chase: I'm on the five year plan.
Justin: I was on that plan once.

by bangalangadingdong April 25, 2007

four-year-plan

The tendency of otherwise straight girls to decide that they're gay during their time at Smith College, only to realize that they're not shortly after graduation. See also smithies

I knew this great, beautiful girl who went to Smith. I had a huge crush on her, but she was gay...or so we thought. Turns out she was on the four-year-plan, and now she's in New York and has a *boyfriend*!

by Beebo McSnark April 18, 2003

five year plan

taking five or more years to complete high school or college.

high school seniors who have failed will be known as "super seniors" the next year. college students who have failed, or have decided to spend more than four years in college, will ALSO be known as super seniors.

Looks like Aaron failed again! That silly bastard. Looks like he's making a five year plan!!

by fubsish October 2, 2009

Pittsburgh Family Plan

The act of setting a cellular phone to vibrate, shoving it in your ass, and calling it. Since this requires the use of multiple cells, it's advantageous to purchase two phones - on a family plan to save money - and use one as your personal phone and the other to shove in your ass.

Sometimes while beating my meat, I spice things up with a Pittsburgh Family Plan.

For my birthday, my wife gave me a Pittsburgh Family Plan and called me repeatedly while I railed her doggy style.

Shit, man, you have to try a Pittsburgh Family Plan while receiving a hummer.

by R_Rambone September 1, 2009

Future Plan

A word used by people when ending a relationship. The meaning is that the person ending the relationship has established some set ideas about their eventual status and future and that their current partner isn't going to fit into this plan. This is also used as a scape goat term for ending a relationship.

'I'm sorry, but you're just not part of my future plan'.

by Point Break May 23, 2014