Piticul

A person who basically is a failure at everything they attempt and life. But everyone doesn't want to be a dick to them,so they're constantly encouraging them.

Jason:Janice your so piticul, but who gives a crap your hot!!!!!

by Michael Carrillo November 1, 2008

Pititus

The act of having horribly smelling armpits.

Pronounced, Pit-i-tus, or pit-itus.

Person 1: Holy shit you smell like balls.

Person 2: Sorry, I have a bad case of pititus.

Person 1: It's cool bro.

by BobbyBaja December 12, 2009

Pizzies

A word derived from Vibank, SK, Canada. Another word used for getting laid. It can be used for boys or girls.

"Guess what happened this weekend, I got pizzies!"

"Lucas got pizzies last night!"

"Did I just get pizzies?"

by likeaboss1994 December 27, 2011

pizzimp

(n.) A pimp with a few z's in the middle, you dumbass hoe. A pizzimp (or "pizzamp") refers to one who distributes prostitutes, or "hoes", amongst the masses for a fee. The term has also grown to include those who are simply "playalistic" (see term); these pizzimps need not necessarily distribute hoes, as they are simply pimp from birth. See also: Playa, player, nigga-wit-a-pimp-cane, pimp, Mr. Happiness, Gary Mar, Ian Racoma, and Paulito Calientico. NOTE: Can also be used as an adjective (see second example sentence).

1 (n.). Dizzamn, nigga, Mr. Happiness is a PIZZIMP!!
2. (adj.). Dizzamn, nigga, Mr. Happiness is PIZZIMP!! (no article before "pizzimp".)

by Paulito Calientico August 12, 2003

pitwich

An event which occurs when someone attempts to wax his or her armpits and discovers they have used the wrong kind of wax, resulting in a situation in which the arm is stuck to the side of one's body. It was first discovered by one Manwich Alway, prior to her matriculation at Yale University.

You might think Yale kids are too smart to get a pitwich. Apparently, you'd be wrong.

by TDCrocDen August 30, 2008

Putzi

German term of endearment or nickname meaning "little one" or "cute one"

Most notably used by Ernst Hanfstaengl, an American-German diplomat.

Putzi, could you help me with this paperwork?

by Spoonish July 15, 2009

pitipoanca

A Romanian version of a woman gold digger, only more trashy and cheap.

She was such a nice girl, but then turned in such a "pitipoanca" and now her boyfriend is like my 90 y.o. grandpa.

by EKFRO April 23, 2014