pitwich 

An event which occurs when someone attempts to wax his or her armpits and discovers they have used the wrong kind of wax, resulting in a situation in which the arm is stuck to the side of one's body. It was first discovered by one Manwich Alway, prior to her matriculation at Yale University.

You might think Yale kids are too smart to get a pitwich. Apparently, you'd be wrong.

pitwich by TDCrocDen August 30, 2008

pigwich 

A bacon sandwich. Not to be confused with the term "pigwitch" which is a particular type of sorceress whose penchant for all things pig is evident in both their appearance and wizardly activities.

"Excuase me my good man, have you any brown sauce?"
"Indeed I do Sir but why do you need it?"
"My pigwich is dry, Sir, and I must moisten it else I will surely choke."

pigwich by bassdokter April 24, 2009

Piewich 

(n) A sandwich constructed of two or more slices of bread with part of or all of a pie between them. The most common pie selection is steak and cheese or mince and cheese.

Other condiments may include butter, tomato sauce and peanut butter.

Originally developed to get more filling/bang from a pie.

If using a single serve pie then you can get two piewiches, or if a family sized pie has been chosen, you can feed up to four people using eight or more pieces of bread.

Healthier variants include margarine instead of butter and brown/multigrain bread.

Hey Falvey, I'm starving and all I have is one pie and some bread.

Well then Lachlan, get yourself a piewich and you'll be full in no time. Try emptying one of those Burger King sauce sachets into it as well!

Sweetbix Falvey, my hunger will be satisfied. MMMmmm...

Piewich by NZAP 9041 January 22, 2011