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Piper Perri

An adult actress/pornstar who lives/lived in Crystal Lake, Illinois. She got arrested with acid when she was 17. Her real name is Kayli J. Charlette.
She also does porn with her dad, Ray Charlette.
Rumors be told Ray introduced her to the act when she was too young.
Person A: Hi Ray wheres your 13 year old porn star daughter, Piper Perri?

Person B: You cant be too loud
by Latin_KKinGZ October 2, 2021
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piersmorgan

The reaction elicited by the types of questions asked by talk-show host, erstwhile newspaper editor, and one-time talent-show judge Piers Morgan.
noun:

1. the look on one's face after having asked the most stupid question imaginable. "No, and wipe that stupid piersmorgan off your face."

2. a question which itself is inestimably stupid or banal. "The interview consisted of an endless stream of piersmorgans."

3. the actual face of a person who has just asked a very stupid question whose answer is obvious, and whose sole purpose which was to elicit anger from the respondent. "I sat there, staring incredulously at his stupid piersmorgan."

4. a four-fingered slap across the face of the smarmy git who just asked you the stupidest question ever devised, leaving a visible mark but causing very little pain and no permanent damage. "I gave him a piersmorgan he won't soon forget." Also refers to the actual mark made by said slap. "Where'd you get the piersmorgan? She's a real beaut, mate"

verb:

1. (intr. or tr.) to pose a string of mindless, self-aggrandizing questions. "The thought of having to listen to him piersmorgan all night was nauseating." "Are you going to sit there and piersmorgan me all night?"

2. The act of administering a slap across the face as a reward for a particularly odious string of stupid questions. "Keep that up and I'll piersmorgan the crap of you!"
by grammar_luvver2000 April 22, 2011
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The Piper at the Gates of Dawn

"The Piper at the Gates of Dawn," released on August 5, 1967, is Pink Floyd's debut album. Its psychedelic/space rock sound will leave you giggling or rocking back and forth, or both. Tracks include:

Astronomy Domine
Lucifer Sam
Matilda Mother ("Oh, Mother. Tell me more.")
Flaming ("Yippee! You can't see me, but I can you.")
Pow R. Toc H.
Take Up Thy Stethoscope and Walk
Interstellar Overdrive
The Gnome
Chapter 24
The Scarecrow
Bike ("I know a mouse and he hasn't got a house, I don't know why I call him Gerald.")
Respect the awesomeness of "The Piper at the Gates of Dawn" and you shall be respected in turn.
by RGar May 12, 2008
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Piperka

Piperka is the alpha male food. It's best know from its hotness, flavor and absolute perfection. It's used to make ajvar,pindzur, and many more.
Grandma get the piperka griling
by Gokizilla October 7, 2020
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piper mclean

Daughter of Aphrodite in the second series involving the hottie Percy Jackson. Piper is Jason Grace's girlfriend and can make people give her stuff like lawnmowers and cars by just asking. Awesome person!
Jason: I don't deserve you.
Piper: Don't say that. That's a breakup line.

Piper Mclean is not Useless!
by Deedee*101 December 16, 2013
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Piers Morgan

Piers Morgan presents Good Morning Britain, and is controversial as hell. He used to present Britain’s Got Talent but he got fired, probably because he isn’t at all talented himself.
by The Boiled Egg December 23, 2017
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Wesley Pipes

Funniest pornstar to ever hit the screen, hailing from Cali, you should read some of these quotes:

1. Suck this muthafuckin dick... you know I like my shit wet up lime a drive-by... Do a drive-by on this dick, Yeah there you go! You a Crip or sum'n huh? You Crip'n bitch!
2. Let me put my kids in ya mouth bitch... Imma turn yo throat into a foster home, take this nut!
3. Wesley: You stupid or you smart (3x's)

Chick: Smart (mouth full off cock)

Wesley: well work your brain like a college freshman and make it nasty for me.
4. Damn, I'm all the way in that ass! Dontchu shit on my dick. If I strike a nerve you better let me know.
5. Spit on my mufuckin balls, they should look like two discoballs in a second. Spit on them! Don't be shy, yu nekkid wit the cameras rollin'. Too late to be shy girl.
Guy1: you ever this cat Wesley Pipes?

Guy2: hell yeah, funnier than a mufucker too, too bad my girl hates him.

Guy1: Lets watch him roast this bbw

Guy2: ight
by FunnyGuyStuff December 15, 2016
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